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The Gay Rodney Dangerfield:


My BF only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night he used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay in a relationship. My BF kisses the dog on the lips, yet he won't drink from my glass!

Last night my BF met me at the front door. He was wearing sexy calvins. The only trouble was, he was coming home.

A boy phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. No body was home!

A hustler once told me he had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pickpockets and crowded subways, I'd have no sex life at all !!

I was making love to this boy and he started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' he said, 'No, I hate myself now.'

I knew a boy so ugly that he was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over his head comes off.

I knew a boy so ugly, they use him in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My bf is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen, the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said,
'Because you came home early.'

My bf's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My bf is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My bf likes to talk on the phone during sex; he called me from Chicago last night.

and finally :

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.